40 Degrees – Italian cars in California won’t start. People in Indiana drive with the windows down.
20 Degrees – People in Florida wear coats, gloves and wooly hats. People in Michigan wear long sleeves.
0 Degrees – People in Miami cease to exist. Folks in Wisconsin have their last cook-out before it gets cold.
-20 Degrees – Californians fly to Mexico. Minnesotans get out their Winter coats.
-40 Degrees – Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in South Dakota begin selling cookies door to door.
-100 Degrees – Polar bears migrate to Antarctica. Old timers in Iowa start saying, “Cold nuff for ya?”
(Yes - and it's only a balmy 5 degrees today - we have a long way to go!!!!)